Damn This 5-Year-Old Piece of Crap PC


#1

So remember the sound issue I mentioned a week ago? The one where I can’t hear sound on videos through my headphones? The one Axel helped fix?

It’s back. And now even when I reboot my browser, it won’t work. I have to completely reset my computer, and even then it doesn’t stay fixed for more than a few minutes.

It’s actually gotten worse; now I can’t even get sound through my speakers.

I’m a little low on cash right now, so getting it assessed is out of the question.

Anybody know how I can get this fixed?

EDIT: YouTube works fine for whatever reason…or at least it’s working right now. I’m starting to think it might just be embedded videos.

WTF?

EDIT EDIT: NVM, apparently embed vids work now…

…Fuck.


#2

Play the lottery. That sounds like the smart thing to do.


#3

I’d rather just burn my money.


#4

Both good options.


#5

Seriously though, it’s pissing me off, and my family members (AKA the ones with the money to help me out) keep telling me to go fuck myself when I ask for a little bit of help.


#6

Read edit, and fuck technology.


#7

maybe your sound card is starting to die?


#8

Try reinstalling your sound card drivers.


#9

Have you tried new lemon scented Tide with stain blockers?


#10

Are you high?


#11

Sniffed a bit too much lemon scented Tide with stain blockers, it seems.


#12

rushes to Wal*Mart


#13

kill them and steal the money


#14

I don’t live in North Korea.


#15


#16

…I don’t trust that bear for some reason. I doubt it is empathetic to my situation. After all, bears can’t be trusted. At least that’s what Stephen Colbert says…